Previous GGs.tv Backend Engineer Canadian 馃崄 Software Engineer. 馃懆‍馃捇 Old School Gamer. Developer of Old School Games and New School Web. I build computers for fun, and drive Snowmobiles and Sea-Doo's depending on the weather.
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  • Some days I miss working on this site. I hold a lot of great memories of working with GoodnightPanda, crushing some insane bugs, completely changing the infrastructure, and building new features.

    I remember one was introducing the caching subsystem. When the site only had like 50 accounts in it, the performance absolutely TANKED to where it would take sometimes 2 whole minutes to load your main timeline. Turns out the bottleneck was in the friends system itself, making several hundreds of queries to the database to get the latest friendship statuses from each profile.

    I told Panda my plan to introduce Redis to cache a ton of the work being done every page request and he just told me to go for it. Couple days and several hundred lines of code later, timelines and pages were suddenly loading within milliseconds. We all waited for when the site would slow to a crawl again and.. it never happened. It’s still running on the same caching system I built all those years ago, and running smoooooooorh as glass as far as I can see.

    I’ve got a few more stories like this one of anyone’s interested.

    Until next time, cheers 馃嵒
    Some days I miss working on this site. I hold a lot of great memories of working with GoodnightPanda, crushing some insane bugs, completely changing the infrastructure, and building new features. I remember one was introducing the caching subsystem. When the site only had like 50 accounts in it, the performance absolutely TANKED to where it would take sometimes 2 whole minutes to load your main timeline. Turns out the bottleneck was in the friends system itself, making several hundreds of queries to the database to get the latest friendship statuses from each profile. I told Panda my plan to introduce Redis to cache a ton of the work being done every page request and he just told me to go for it. Couple days and several hundred lines of code later, timelines and pages were suddenly loading within milliseconds. We all waited for when the site would slow to a crawl again and.. it never happened. It’s still running on the same caching system I built all those years ago, and running smoooooooorh as glass as far as I can see. I’ve got a few more stories like this one of anyone’s interested. Until next time, cheers 馃嵒
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  • Ever found yourself in a situation where you’ve got a bunch of points to upgrade your gear and almost if not all of your gear is upgradable, and you hit an immediate wall of decision fatigue trying to figure out what you want to upgrade

    There’s no consequences to any of it, but like I can’t make up my mind and I’ve spent most of my session bombing around in the menus 馃槀
    Ever found yourself in a situation where you’ve got a bunch of points to upgrade your gear and almost if not all of your gear is upgradable, and you hit an immediate wall of decision fatigue trying to figure out what you want to upgrade There’s no consequences to any of it, but like I can’t make up my mind and I’ve spent most of my session bombing around in the menus 馃槀
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  • There really is nothing more infuriating than finally taking down the boss that's been giving you trouble, just for that boss's last lingering shot to find it's way to you and kill you before the game recognizes the battle is done and you're the winner. Time to do it all over again.
    There really is nothing more infuriating than finally taking down the boss that's been giving you trouble, just for that boss's last lingering shot to find it's way to you and kill you before the game recognizes the battle is done and you're the winner. Time to do it all over again.
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  • Reminder of the worlds greatest beer commercial ever

    More gaming content soon, been plinking around in Counter-Strike: Source again, and theHunter Call of the Wild

    Stay tuned

    https://youtu.be/_Y7fHQiGkH0
    Reminder of the worlds greatest beer commercial ever More gaming content soon, been plinking around in Counter-Strike: Source again, and theHunter Call of the Wild Stay tuned https://youtu.be/_Y7fHQiGkH0
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  • How my time with #XCOM2 is going
    How my time with #XCOM2 is going
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  • Me: *Fires up XCOM 2, all excited, New Game
    XCOM2: *each enemy that can fire at my height advantaged half and full cover units, lands a crit, and ends my game in a total of three turns
    Me: *questions everything about my life choices leading me to this moment
    Me: *Fires up XCOM 2, all excited, New Game XCOM2: *each enemy that can fire at my height advantaged half and full cover units, lands a crit, and ends my game in a total of three turns Me: *questions everything about my life choices leading me to this moment
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  • *vomits with malicious intent
    *vomits with malicious intent
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  • Genuinely difficult not to be excited for this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoNTPJgP9Ns
    Genuinely difficult not to be excited for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoNTPJgP9Ns
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  • Had a bit of fun last night and fired up #CallOfDuty again, with Shotguns.
    Had a bit of fun last night and fired up #CallOfDuty again, with Shotguns.
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