Watching stupid shit in bed, as one does. Video titled “Satisfying Things When You’re Stressed”. I turn to Leeroy and say “It stresses me out he’s slicing that apple on the tree.”
He pauses.
I pause.
I hear “It stresses me you called it an apple”
I FUCKING CRIED,
THEN THIS SLICK BITCH HITS ME WITH “It’s name is it’s color and you called it an apple” WITH A STRAIGHT FUCKING FACE.
I have never laugh-cried harder in my goddamn life
He pauses.
I pause.
I hear “It stresses me you called it an apple”
I FUCKING CRIED,
THEN THIS SLICK BITCH HITS ME WITH “It’s name is it’s color and you called it an apple” WITH A STRAIGHT FUCKING FACE.
I have never laugh-cried harder in my goddamn life
Watching stupid shit in bed, as one does. Video titled “Satisfying Things When You’re Stressed”. I turn to Leeroy and say “It stresses me out he’s slicing that apple on the tree.”
He pauses.
I pause.
I hear “It stresses me you called it an apple”
I FUCKING CRIED,
THEN THIS SLICK BITCH HITS ME WITH “It’s name is it’s color and you called it an apple” WITH A STRAIGHT FUCKING FACE.
I have never laugh-cried harder in my goddamn life
